Showerism

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Showerism is an ideology that believes that everyone should shower regularly, and that showering is the superior way of cleansing oneself. It hates bathing, seeing it as an inferior, more wasteful alternative.

Beliefs

Showerism believes that everyone should shower regularly.

Personality and Behavior

Showerism is a gregarious, passionate ideology ball who enjoys giving others lectures about the benefits of regular showers, no matter how much hate they receive as a result from the more terminally online ideology balls. They also enjoy sharing stories about the old days: while working for Emperor Shōwa, they were stealing Japanese imperial machinery and blueprints and designing new showerheads with it.

How to Draw

1. Draw a ball.
2. Fill in with white.
3. Draw a grey circle in the middle.
4. Draw a white circle with black outlines in the middle of the grey circle.
5. Draw dark grey dots in the grey circle.
6. Draw some blue beams coming out of the circle.
7. Draw in the eyes.
8. (Optional) Draw a hachimaki (Japanese headband) with a shower-themed design.
9. You're done!

Relationships

Friends

• Cold Showerism - We both like showers, but he's more radical than me.
• File:Trump.png Trumpism - "We've opened up the shower heads, the faucets, the toilets, the washing machines that don't give you water — all of that stuff has been opened up." Stronger showers won't waste water, not like baths.

Frenemies

• File:Showa.png Template:PCB - I love you sensei, but why do I have to keep contributing to "the war effort"?

Enemies

• File:Bathismicon.png Bathism - You are wasting water!
• File:Antishower.png Anti-Showerism - How can you even be that dirty?
• Golden Showerism - A "golden shower" defeats the purpose of a shower, showers are supposed to keep you clean!
• File:Diogenes.png Template:PHB - Ew, so filthy!
• File:Altcentr.png The entire Polcompball community - TAKE A SHOWER!